When you’re bored at work or school you longingly browse through their website thinking about all the possibilities. SO MANY THINGS YOU COULD EAT.
Five Guys: You’re the kind of person who loves the free samples at Trader Joe’s.
I watch porn. The type that involves colossal 15-inch churros glossing with sugar that thrusts into the dulcet caramel dip.
The most efficient way to sum it up is that eating paleo basically means eating whole foods almost exclusively, with minimal processing.
The world’s best hamburger is, sadly, unknowable, but to pursue it can bring us ever closer.
Killing you softly with his hair, killing you softly.
Maybe you’ve wondered, but never had the guts to ask. Maybe you thought I had an eating disorder, but didn’t want to believe it was true. Maybe you thought it was none of your business. Maybe you didn’t want to know.
You’ve considered dating but like, take out is easier.
It’s a turn-off to a lot of people.
The texture is rough and reminds me of human skin, like ball sacks, and/or when I bit my cuticles off my fingers and swallow them, which I secretly really enjoy.