Whether it’s your parents, employer, or the daily fifty reminders on your calendar, it seems the world keeps telling you that if you want to be somebody important, you need to DO something important. I beg to differ.

I watch porn. The type that involves colossal 15-inch churros glossing with sugar that thrusts into the dulcet caramel dip.


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