BUT ANYWAY, so here we are, a duck has died and people are beyond upset.
*ducks go fuckin nuts*
Last week a group of crazed ducks estimated to number 100,000 strong stormed the streets of the Thai city of Nakhon Pathon in what was either an organized political protest or a criminal case of “wilding.”
If I grew a small “Hitler” mustache, but changed absolutely nothing else about myself, but refused to shave it off, ever… would my friends still hang out with me?
Welcome to your newest — and greatest — waste of time.
Even in the dark, you are the constellations in the black sky, the campfire in the woods, the firefly against the glass of the mason jar.