*ahem, moment of silence for the last bit of shame I had. #RIP*
Now is the time to put together the pieces of nights gone by and figure out where your pants are. And their pants. Locate all of the pants. People can’t, or at least won’t, leave in their underwear so find their clothes and leave them in a reachable location.
And make sure to get them — or any of the above — some carbs and some water. Because that’s what friends are for.
It seems like everyone drinks when you go out and everyone drinks when they stay home—so when can someone’s relationship with alcohol be classified as “unhealthy” and how do you know if you in a relationship with one of these unhealthy people?
I have never considered myself a feminist. I am not the type of university girl that normally feels empowered enough to post another article from Upworthy or an editorial piece on women’s rights from another liberal-leaning post. I have never felt right or worthy enough to speak up until now.
His hands glide over your body and you let him. You think because you allowed it last night you cannot say no to it this morning even though all you want is for him to put his clothes on and disappear.
7. The Wild Card
He says things like, “it’s not every day that I meet someone like you” and “You’re smart and funny and interesting.”
As bizarre as this was, though, it didn’t bother me as much as it probably should have.