After you’ve talked it out with your boyfriend and you realize it’s really not gonna work out, you go home sobbing. You don’t want to feel that hurt and affected but you can’t turn off that goddamn faucet in your eyes!
4. You’ve considered getting Life Alert purely so you can have a person at your beck and call when you get lost trying to find your way back home. Which is more often than you’d care to admit.
1. Losing Your Texting Abilities.
Don’t You Worry ‘Bout A Thing – Stevie Wonder
Don’t worry – I have tested each and every one of these.
2. You’re hungry.
*ahem, moment of silence for the last bit of shame I had. #RIP*
Now is the time to put together the pieces of nights gone by and figure out where your pants are. And their pants. Locate all of the pants. People can’t, or at least won’t, leave in their underwear so find their clothes and leave them in a reachable location.
And make sure to get them — or any of the above — some carbs and some water. Because that’s what friends are for.
It seems like everyone drinks when you go out and everyone drinks when they stay home—so when can someone’s relationship with alcohol be classified as “unhealthy” and how do you know if you in a relationship with one of these unhealthy people?