Said “eh whatever” and not worn a condom during sex even though you should have.
Wasted, smashed, tipsy, three-sheets-to-the-wind, gone. Whatever you want to call it there’s something to be said for the magical little moment when your BAC goes from zero to .08.
I think that I will get myself through this. I mean, I always do, don’t I? I’ll find it within myself to stop using alcohol as an outlet for my agony.
You’re probably going to watch an in flight movie without headphones because you won’t spring for the $2 pair they offer, and you’re going to ask your seat-neighbor what’s happening every five minutes because she was smart enough to not lose the free pair Apple provided her with. Basically you’re a monster.
Because no one in your family really expects you the be the sober one, anyway.
The invisible breakup.
That party would’ve been lame anyway.
Which drunk have you been lately?
This couple drank one bottle of whiskey, two bottles of wine, and half a bottle of vodka to make the best wedding video ever! You have to see it!
You know you crave them when you get your “drunchies”!