“There’s an energy crisis happening, all right: a human one.”
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“I’m not going home,” he said simply.
You never hear of Boston drivers getting in late to work, that’s because of the special ability they have to cut off any sort of oncoming car within a two-inch distance from their bumpers. And you know they’ll get away with it without a scratch of proof.
Seventy-two percent of shopping carts have been tested positive for fecal matter. I read it in a free morning newspaper one night.
No matter what your opinion is on shopping, there’s one thing we can all agree on — the parking lot is a paved hell.
You know, I cried for two hours straight the first time I took my driver’s test and failed right after my sixteenth birthday.
As temperatures fall and most of the country begins making preparations for bad weather, it’s a good idea to remind ourselves of the winter rules of the road.
You’re a private driver for a reason.
There are some places in this vast, beautiful world where vehicle ownership is a luxury. America is not one of them.