As I begin to move the body of the homeless man, I snap awake.
Tinder is taxing. If you live in Brooklyn you’ll have to pass by around 400 chevron and 200 horseshoe mustaches before stumbling on a cutie…
For some reason, alcohol convinces you that it’s a good idea to talk to people that you don’t normally talk to.
At last count, two people are dead and nearly two dozen are injured as the result of some jerkoff drunk driver crashing through barricades and plowing through a crowd at the SXSW festival in Austin.
There was too much that I ignored when it came to you. I ignored my best friend when she told me you grabbed and caressed her ankles from under the table while you sat across from us.
It’s Saturday morning and I wake up in my boyfriend’s bed, but he’s nowhere to be found.
3. Enjoy their drunken generosity as they inevitably pay for everything.
People who were already in New York City told me to save up a healthy amount of money, so I made it my goal to be as thrifty as possible, and moved back home with my parents.
7 years. So, so many differences.
“I am going to eat a burrito the size of my head later!”