I know how hard it is to turn this drink down, because tipsy you definitely wants to be drunk you, and this is one drink in the right direction. But I promise this drink he’s offering to buy isn’t worth the trouble.
“I just need like a double quarter pounder with cheese no onion and a diet coke half the ice. In my mouth. Now.”
They’re unprepared yet curious, self-conscious yet outgoing, and endlessly inebriated. I, for one, am damn excited.
What is going on here?
Don’t hit on the bartenders, folks. It never turns out well.
Play up the innocent, sweetest girl in the world card. Smile and laugh a lot. This might sound simple, but when you’re dealing with someone who you have to pretend to be into, it might be more challenging than expected.
Grab ya groupons, grab ya dogs, eat, drink, may all my betches be merry. See you at Atlanta’s finest iceberg.
Here are nine (albeit slightly ridiculous) ways to get out of it, some of which assume you are a badass out to start some trouble.
It was Halloween so everyone was in costume. This one dude was dressed as jack sparrow. Cops come in and the guy, who was super hammered at this point stands right next to an open window and says “you’ll always remember this as the day you almost caught jack sparrow,” proceeds to jump out the second story window and break his leg.