22. Pizza tastes ten times better than skinny feels.
Now you know why her hair was so big.
I often find myself in situations where I can’t stop drinking, and I wonder what and who I am becoming. Mom? Dad? Both? Neither?
Sam runs down the hill, sliding mostly, a throaty call of panic lifting from his diaphragm.
He climbed up on my bed. I followed him.
We’ve all been to at least one party that we thought was crazy.
8. Barefoot Wine: Come Over To My Apartment To Sit On My IKEA Couch And Discuss Being 23
This system was devised as a series of code words to allow you and your besties to enjoy meeting scores of new bros within effortless, drama-free parameters. Or at least enjoy a drunken, debaucherous night out without ruining every single one of your friendships forever.