3. The Lyrics to Drake Songs
I wish I could say that night was a turning point in my recovery, but it wasn’t.
Dim lights + a lot of alcohol + bar etiquette + being in college = a lot of pretty funny things.
5. The traveling you’ve been meaning to do always falls by the wayside.
I would constantly hold my breath, hoping Cersei would reach her cup toward a terrified servant and demand “More wine.”
In which you haven’t totally decided if you want to spend the next four years with the kids currently taking Burnetts to the face in your dorm room.
“Could someone please inform me the next time my makeup is melting off my face like a sad clown painting because these bathroom lights may have been the worst way to find out.”
America! The greatest okay-ish country that we know of!
Thursday has been the new Friday for years now, so categorizing Thursday as a weeknight is definitely debatable.
everyone was enamored of andreas. andreas thrived.