Use our bodies as a chalkboard. In high school, passing the time in class usually meant writing your friends notes and drawing all over their arms with Sharpies. WTF was that about? If a friend tried to draw on my arm today, I’d tell them to back up or else I’m calling the police!!!
Game nights are like hanging out at bar with your friends, except cheaper and more fun.
You know what will save a truly boring party? Everyone deciding to get the same amount of drunk. I swear to god, that fixes everything. If everyone in the room is like, “Okay, let’s all go that wasted place tonight” then suddenly it will become the best party ever. TRUST ME.
Last week, as part of their promotion for the Art Of Patrón contest, Patrón came over to our office, filled us up with their fabulous boozy concoctions, and let us go HAM on a bunch of their empty bottles with some art supplies.
I recommend wearing some sort of green so that you don’t get mercilessly pinched, but there’s no need to dawn your forest green pants, lime colored tank, and rainbow swirl sneakers all at once.
The point is you need someone where the relationship isn’t that deep, where the hangout is relaxed and devoid of pressure.
Get extremely involved in a cancelled television series that has all its seasons on Netflix.
In the afternoon, drink the one beer you find in the back of your fridge, then get a little naughty and go skinny dipping. In the SHOWER!
If you don’t provide the people with adequate amounts of easily-accessible toilet paper, someone (and you’ll never find out who) is going to be wiping themselves on a hand towel.
Try to immediately become friends. Hang out and get coffee and laugh and act normal. Feel weird about not kissing goodbye.