You’re here to enjoy a long night of heavy drinking and poor decisions. Ever since you’ve all become pseudo-adults, it seems to have been impossible to get all of you together.
Not everyone wants to drink themselves into oblivion on Thirsty Thursday or Faded Friday and Sloppy Saturday.
This is called mommy-ology
Rape is not a way to JUSTIFY your bad choices.
A drunk text can change the way a person feels about you. Someone who thought you were cute and quirky might realize that you’re actually a bit psycho and shouldn’t be trusted with a cellular phone.
The problem is that, with God, I have to live a clean life.
I love that NYC offers a plethora of diverse drinking opportunities, and every bar is a special snowflake. But after a certain point, you’ll get a sneaking suspicion that the local bar scene is as divided as the faction system.
2. The Classy Carafe
Believe it or not, we don’t have all the free time in the world. And we do get hangovers.
“You should have saved me.”