6. Strong emotional investment in team sports.
My friend group is much younger then me, so I am the first to turn thirty. The oldest. Granted, I’m only a few months into this whole thirties thing, but it’s taught me some lessons.
1. Drink, because adult beverages early in the day are justifiable.
Everyone who goes to college develops some signature moves that they work into regular life.
I’ve got drinks piling up on my desk and a stack of pills I have even opened yet!
I traded a shoe for a bowling pin and the secret knowledge of how to get into the goblin kingdom.
Every script from every porno you have ever watched helped play a role in your award winning verbal performance.
Your best friend is an iced coffee the size of a small child.
If you have a hard time naturally pacing your drinking, follow this rule: If you accidentally break a glass, take a nap and then start again.
Go to a free event. There is so much free stuff to do in the summer. Winter = we’re annoyed that it’s cold out so we’re going to charge for everything. Summer = OMG, we’re so laidback! Come hang at our cool event for free!