I have been barfing like a madman for the past 24 hours and have learned so much about the sport, I could host The World Series of Puking” on ESPN.
I was not a criminal, in fact, I was a political prisoner taken in by the fascist, Gestapo-esque state we lived in.
As we downed them, we realized that we, too, were wearing blazers.
1. You get to watch Pitch Perfect and not feel bad about quoting every single line, even the lyrics that are completely off.
Why is everyone upside down?
Number one — F. Scott Fitzgerald
“what is goin on?? I thought we are friends now?!!! And your ignoring me?!!! I don’t get you, your e so hot and cold.”
All morals and standards were being slain by the alcohol demon. Then she appeared, a pale-skinned woman, with dark hair, and humongous breasts.
My dad drank a fair bit when I was younger. As far as I know he was never an alcoholic, but he certainly didn’t set a good example either.
I tested the residue of one of the capsules we had leftover. When I got those results, a knot settled into the pit of my stomach. “What have I done?” I asked myself.