Every once in a while, you’ll go out with a bunch of your friends and spend the night dancing in the basement of some Lower East Side bar like you don’t have a problem or a care in the world.
I’m speaking from experience here.
I have been barfing like a madman for the past 24 hours and have learned so much about the sport, I could host The World Series of Puking” on ESPN.
I was not a criminal, in fact, I was a political prisoner taken in by the fascist, Gestapo-esque state we lived in.
As we downed them, we realized that we, too, were wearing blazers.
1. You get to watch Pitch Perfect and not feel bad about quoting every single line, even the lyrics that are completely off.
Why is everyone upside down?
Number one — F. Scott Fitzgerald
“what is goin on?? I thought we are friends now?!!! And your ignoring me?!!! I don’t get you, your e so hot and cold.”
All morals and standards were being slain by the alcohol demon. Then she appeared, a pale-skinned woman, with dark hair, and humongous breasts.