Yeah, sure it all started years ago, when I could barely afford the “good kind” of wine but through time it just became a preference.
4. You’ve considered getting Life Alert purely so you can have a person at your beck and call when you get lost trying to find your way back home. Which is more often than you’d care to admit.
Like Marilyn Monroe said: “a wise girl leaves her margarita before the leaves fall.”
Whenever someone says, “Winter is coming,” solemnly raise your cup and toast House Stark.
You will realize this is who you are.
1. Losing Your Texting Abilities.
I don’t judge anyone who drinks, but I am realizing there is judgment against those who choose not to drink. We’re seen as rigid, unfriendly and unsocial. I’ve seen it in the looks of my friends’ faces when I made the same pronouncement and I know it first-hand to be true because I too once judged those who didn’t drink.
I have a few scars on my back from my own doing. I don’t even realize what I’m doing. But I keep doing it.
First things first, take a shot if you’re #teamOlitz because you’re great and we should have a conversation about this wondering pairing. Now, let’s get started forrealz!
Yes, kind bartender person, I would like your best drink that tastes the least like alcohol. Thank you.