It’s hard to explain the sound a cocktail shaker makes when ice smashes back and forth between its metallic walls. It’s a sexy crackling noise that heightens all the senses, a sedated mini-explosion being muffled in a small object held with two hands.
Wesley, 2.5/5 stars. Why he doesn’t have 0/5 stars: He put four of his business cards in the fishbowl to win a free happy hour and promised you were invited if he won.
In the memoirs of recovering addicts, there is a lot of talk about ‘rock bottom’. This magical, mystical place where (while drowning in life’s deepest piss barrel) you’re given a beautiful, simple moment of clarity.
You’re just so full of joy and a warm, fuzzy feeling has taken over your body. You must contact everyone you care about to let them know:“i loooveeee youuuuuuuuu.”
Just one drink. Forget all your principles, your beliefs, your code.
It’s easy to convince yourself that you’re unfixable and that people would be better off.
Red wines are complex, yet simple. Structured, yet soft. With so many different varietals and blends, these wines allow you the entire fall and winter to experiment!
I want to hear what you have to say when your words fall from your lips without being filtered through your mind. When you’re uninhibited. When you’re completely and utterly honest.
Let’s get f*cking wasted, America.
I honestly don’t think I’ll ever feel like a person ever again.