I don’t like you if you don’t tip, if you don’t have money to tip, please stay home and drink there. I have to pay rent, too.
Give them a no-fail “heyyyyy.” (Tip: The more “y”s you include, the more cool and level-headed you’ll seem.)
1. Being broke.
Love: I love how well you pair yourself with dinner. Hate: I hate how you make me eat a whole pizza at 3am.
When can I start drinking again?
She’s the girl who feels broken and certain that everyone has noticed the parts she tries to keep hidden — the depression and anxiety that she’s fought since she was a child. She’s also the girl who has spent her life waiting for someone to notice that maybe — just maybe — she wants in.
I have joined a gym several times in my life. Each time I joined one, I’ve gone, maybe, five or six times, then totally just given up.
1. Winking. Just like…I’m blushing just thinking about it.
7. The Wild Card
He lures you back in every time, only to leave you feeling worthless and disgusting. It’s time to stop letting him win and to take back your weekends.