“What do you do?”
2. You’re hungry.
It doesn’t sound fine when I lay it all out there. I can’t even remember all of it.
Read on for some of the worst Tinder dates ever witnessed by your local bartenders — we hope they at least left a decent tip!
Early 20s: SHOTS SHOT SHOTS SHA SHA SHA SHOT SHOTS SHOTS EVERYBODDDDDDY SH—
Late 20s: ….Shots?
1. The not-nightclub-nightclub, complete with one strobe light and DEEEJAAAAAYY NOOOONAAAMMMEEE *siren noise* *siren noise* *siren noise* You were convinced to go here by some guy passing out sad neon flyers and you knew it was a bad idea as…
He pulls me inside with him and says I am the best person he knows. I ask if he will ever love me the way I love him. Maybe, and I take it.
Here are 10 things I don’t miss about my drinking days:
Now is the time to put together the pieces of nights gone by and figure out where your pants are. And their pants. Locate all of the pants. People can’t, or at least won’t, leave in their underwear so find their clothes and leave them in a reachable location.
And make sure to get them — or any of the above — some carbs and some water. Because that’s what friends are for.