At this point everything’s a hazy, Stoli tinted blur.
Pakikisama threatens that if you think differently from the group then you can be considered an outcast. It promotes the mindset of “If I can’t be myself, neither can you.”
Conveniently, here is a list of 10 perfect wine-related holiday gift ideas that are bound to impress even the Grinchiest wine drinker around.
Research states that drinking in moderation – even if on a daily basis – is better than being sober all week and getting trashed on the weekends.
“My boss showed the entire staff that he has 5 nipples at the company Christmas party one year. He even let one girl touch the 5th one.”
It’s hard to explain the sound a cocktail shaker makes when ice smashes back and forth between its metallic walls. It’s a sexy crackling noise that heightens all the senses, a sedated mini-explosion being muffled in a small object held with two hands.
Wesley, 2.5/5 stars. Why he doesn’t have 0/5 stars: He put four of his business cards in the fishbowl to win a free happy hour and promised you were invited if he won.
In the memoirs of recovering addicts, there is a lot of talk about ‘rock bottom’. This magical, mystical place where (while drowning in life’s deepest piss barrel) you’re given a beautiful, simple moment of clarity.
You’re just so full of joy and a warm, fuzzy feeling has taken over your body. You must contact everyone you care about to let them know:“i loooveeee youuuuuuuuu.”
Just one drink. Forget all your principles, your beliefs, your code.