Society has raised us to question those who are even the slightest bit different from us
The past three years of my life were mostly made up of blurry images, of not remembering exactly what happened, of waking up every day trying to recall the events of the night before.
Call your grandma, she’s bound to tell you she loves you.
Don’t ever be apologetic for who you are and the mistakes you’ve made.
Sagittarius: On the PROWL. You’re a flirtatious drunk and always looking for someone to make out with.
It’s important to sleep any chance you get. Don’t let anyone tell you that 9 minute nap isn’t valuable.
Can’t we find other ways to get to that openness and honesty that alcohol sometimes leads us to?
I decided to scale it back, but first, I was going to begin with a 30-day alcohol detox. Part of me wanted to befriend my liver, and part of me wanted to see if I could actually do it.
Gemini: Casually puke in the bathroom and then immediately rejoin your friends at the lovely group brunch you’re currently taking part in.
Dan: “Oh, you write? That must be nice. Have you ever heard of Deutsche Bank though?”
Liz: “You write? Fantastic. What’s your last name? I’m going to read everything you’ve ever published right now in line for the bathroom.”