You will stick to beer from now on when you go out drinking. You will only drink vodka on special occasions, like Christmas. Or Friday.
I have never considered myself a feminist. I am not the type of university girl that normally feels empowered enough to post another article from Upworthy or an editorial piece on women’s rights from another liberal-leaning post. I have never felt right or worthy enough to speak up until now.
Give compliments to other girls. We all know how good it feels to receive them, and it feels even better to give them.
1. You talk to yourself.
Phase One: Where is Everybody?
Come on, you know you’re curious.
Hangovers demand a light at the end of the tunnel, a reason to go on and actually leave your bed.
I don’t like you if you don’t tip, if you don’t have money to tip, please stay home and drink there. I have to pay rent, too.
Give them a no-fail “heyyyyy.” (Tip: The more “y”s you include, the more cool and level-headed you’ll seem.)
1. Being broke.