I promise, I will try my hardest to be happy, even if that means allowing someone who isn’t you to make me happy.
These well-meaning “hangover specialists” are all paying forward different versions of that same conventional wisdom: namely, that there is a single best cure for the post-drinking blues.
You Yanks are just so confusing.
Time to get drunk!
Hint: Don’t ever, ever try it.
I think we can all admit that being in a relationship isn’t always all its cracked up to be.
1. Any beer whose name ends in “Light” or “Ice.”
Someone has started placing sandbags on your eyeballs, and it is taking EVERYTHING in your power to fight and keep those suckers open.
I shudder when I think about what could have been.
WORST. CONVERSATION. EVER.