If you drink wine out of a measuring cup, you’re clearly out of f*cks to give.
Her hand was shaking around the dry martini that she’d ordered, she whispered to herself at odd intervals, and, most worrying, the left side of her face was graced by a dark purple bruise.
The Instigator: She’s the reason everyone is out drinking in the first place. She’s usually the one who handles her liquor the best (from practice) and she’s often found urging everyone to have just one (four) more drink(s).
Alcohol is never a valid excuse for harmful behavior. You better believe that consequences are real and once you sober up you are NOT off the hook for what you did drunk.
How many people in this room would you willingly bang?
I invited her out with us one night, and we spent our night — from like 9 PM to 5 in the morning — out drinking, dancing, and just getting closer. She came back with us, and the most surprising part was she knew exactly what she was doing. It wasn’t her first time, and she took control.
While every birthday of yours may be important to your family and friends, realistically there are only a few major milestone birthdays that millennials are actually excited about reaching before becoming a full-fledged adult that dreads aging another year.
Furby. Every time you wake Furby up, DRINK.
We drink to bond with coworkers, friends, family, and lovers. We drink because it feels good.
If you rely on alcohol to break you out of your shell or remove you from your problems, you’ll only become increasingly insecure about your genuine self.