A parrot observing his surroundings.
“My ex asked where I’m going, I said moving on to other things.”
He gets me.
We’re very green and everyone can tell, which might be my fault because I lost my phone on the first day and had to write “lost iPHONE 4S, cat case,” and then I found it later and Ari took a picture of me with the marker board.
We are pre-Coachellin’ it right now and LOSING OUR MINDS.
“If I could map out the timeline of my life, I would never get my dick sucked by someone who doesn’t like Drake.”
It’s going to be an adventure. A sweaty, sweaty adventure.
He called me crazy, threatened to “show me what he could do” if he ever saw me in person, and laughed off any semblance of my being offended.
Next time we talk, I don’t wanna just talk, I wanna trust.