Part of my job includes taking care of chickens.
Lil Wayne knows how to make a mixtape.
I want to be cool.
I miss you, Aubz. I hate saying it but I do. I miss the way you would laugh at one of your own jokes then croon about a girl who dumped you in the third grade then hold me as you told us where you started from again. I want to tell you that never gets old.
Rihanna > Beyonce
“You hate being alone, you ain’t the only one. You hate the fact that you bought the dream and they sold you one. You love your friends but somebody shoulda told you somethin’,
to save you”
There’s nothing better than finding a new version of a song that’s even better than the original.
Taylor Swift: Your Future Ex-Girlfriend (Makes More Money Than You Ever Will)
Stunt on them haters. Invent haters, if you have to, then proceed to stunt on them.
“C’mon, let’s go out…” your friend says.
“But it’s so cold out……..” you whine.
“Rachel it’s July.”
“But I’m so tiiiirreedddd….”
“But this morning you said that you wa–”
“SAID SHMAID I SAY A LOT OF THINGS I DON’T MEAN.”