I’m sorry that I get mad when you drop your toys by my feet and growl while I am working because you want to play. It’s awesome that you like to play so much and it would be even more awesome if I didn’t have to work and could just play all day.
Dogs do so much for us: they protect us, they transport us, they guide us, and they love us. All they ask for is food, shelter, exercise and affection.
I drove up to the big lake yesterday because I wanted to see freshwater instead of all that ice, ice, ice.
Dogs prove that they don’t need much to be happy. As long as they have their basic necessities they are content. They don’t worry about accumulating the most toys or having the biggest bone. Dogs are the best examples of minimalists.
A built in, cost effective security system: No need for a man when you have a dog that will fend off any intruders, burglars, or unwanted exes. (Clutch.)
The scene in Best in Show where the pet shop employee has the audacity to suggest that a fish is the same as a bee hit way too close to home. Your dog would absolutely be able to tell the difference. People these days…
I would’ve paid money to see the girlfriend’s face when she saw this.
“While camping my dog barfed into my open, snoring mouth.”
Surely you have heard people say “a dog is a man’s best friend.” And then you have the people who argue, “a dog is a woman’s best friend too.” And I would have to disagree with both. A dog is not just your best friend. A dog is a piece of your heart.
OMG I NEED THEM NOW.