You both readily admit that you need each other as much as oxygen or water.
Technology can be both deep and shallow – something that we seem to forget.
Congrats! You tolerated each other for an extended period of time! Gold stars all around.
The bed is still all yours and no one is eating your food. It’s kind of, and by kind of I mean totally, great.
We all want to be loved, don’t we?
If you suggest watching television while eating, they’ll think you’re about as evolved as a caveman.
You know how it goes. Friday night rolls around and you turn to your significant other, looking for new ideas to make your ordinary routine…extraordinary. If only it were that simple.
He’s resistant to making plans, but then faults you for not being able to accommodate his last-minute request to “hang.”
You want someone to look at you like you look at waffles in the morning; you want something real.
You can grab his dick harder than you think. I promise. They’ll like it.