As easy as it was to sign up, I deactivated it just as quickly. Here is what I learned on Tinder in a week:
That true love = 100% honesty.
INTJ: You’re single because: You over-analyze social interactions to the point where it seems easier to just avoid them altogether.
At a certain point, every woman realizes that there’s a serious downside to sleeping with hot guys, so stop feeling intimidated by them.
In the beginning, you’re slowly but surely falling in love with their perfume or their cologne or whatever they use for their signature scent. Three years later, you’re just trying to learn to deal with the smell of their farts.
What’s the best thing to say to someone who’s in an interracial relationship?
I love you. You’re my best friend and I want to spend the rest of my life with you. [Insert name here] will you grow fat and old with me?
“For the love of God do not scroll too far back in my Facebook photos. There’s a blatant awkward phase and I’m not sure if unconditional love is possible after that”
People who have been married for more than 20 or so years are often asked a question by those who have been married for less time: “What’s the secret?”.
I don’t believe in The One.