I don’t know if this is a typical night in a Jamaican daggering dance club, but deep down in my heart I want it to be true.
She was a wild one. She eagerly spun underneath my hand as I twirled her around and around. She would grind up against me and then scurrying away suddenly as if to tease me. Her plump tits bounced and her ass swayed lusciously
Our small town bar was bustling with people; there was a band playing.
This will be the greatest six seconds of your day.
It really happened. I can’t believe this.
“C’mon, let’s go out…” your friend says.
“But it’s so cold out……..” you whine.
“Rachel it’s July.”
“But I’m so tiiiirreedddd….”
“But this morning you said that you wa–”
“SAID SHMAID I SAY A LOT OF THINGS I DON’T MEAN.”
We all know spring break is the highlight of the spring semester, there’s no denying it!
Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to watch this 14 more times (or however many it takes until I can dance like that, so like, see you never.)
1. Gay Men Actually Dance.
12. Because the Vengabus would have to supply each rider with two free glowsticks.