I decided to recreate Drake’s dance moves from his “Hotline Bling” video. This was the result
“Cum play with me tonight, baby ;)” I type out a text to one of my regulars, hoping he’ll come in.
“You learn that your personality has a certain shape, with definite, inflexible bounds — bounds you find out about because you keep bonking into them headfirst when you try to change.” — Attribution unknown.
“As you can see, I’m a bit proximal. How am I now? Oooh, a little distal now. Okay, back a little. Perfect.”
You’ve spent hours watching dance tutorials on YouTube trying to learn Beyoncé choreography. You still remember all the moves to “Single Ladies.”
Nothing tops this, nothing.
Creepy dudes jump at the opportunity to say, “HEY, WANNA GO ON MY SHOULDERS SO YOU CAN SEE?”
Date a dancer and you’ll never regret it.
Who knew there were this many Sam Smith remixes?
Take on an alter-ego for the day. Tap into your inner Sasha Fierce.