Brb, gotta do this routine again because while I may never be Rihanna, I can pretend in front of the mirror.
People who love to dance have a certain playfulness that they carry with them off the dance floor. They don’t take life seriously and believe that losing yourself into rhythms and movements makes things better.
This epic story is anything but ordinary, and it is all told via 141 tweets!
I decided to recreate Drake’s dance moves from his “Hotline Bling” video. This was the result
“Cum play with me tonight, baby ;)” I type out a text to one of my regulars, hoping he’ll come in.
“You learn that your personality has a certain shape, with definite, inflexible bounds — bounds you find out about because you keep bonking into them headfirst when you try to change.” — Attribution unknown.
“As you can see, I’m a bit proximal. How am I now? Oooh, a little distal now. Okay, back a little. Perfect.”
You’ve spent hours watching dance tutorials on YouTube trying to learn Beyoncé choreography. You still remember all the moves to “Single Ladies.”
Nothing tops this, nothing.
Creepy dudes jump at the opportunity to say, “HEY, WANNA GO ON MY SHOULDERS SO YOU CAN SEE?”