It’s different when you meet that guy or girl that you think you might love, and your dad isn’t there to put the fear of God in them should they ever break your heart. And to remind them, semi-jokingly, that he has a gun.
You were my best friend, my partner in crime, and my ultimate cheerleader. I loved you despite your flaws.
Surprise the fathers in your life with one of these gifts this holiday, and I promise they won’t be disappointed.
So the boys grow up repeating the sins of their fathers.
Not because they’re bad. Just because they didn’t know better.
“My wife’s body is so different lately, it’s like fucking a whole new person. I’m so into it.”
My dad flooded my world with alternatives to the norm. Showing me the kind of person I want to be and setting the bar high for the kind of man I’d want to be with
Is it bad if my bump is kind of lopsided?
When you’re in a healthy, loving relationship with the man of your dreams and you get pregnant accidentally, you still have reproductive rights. I chose to exercise mine.
Farting in bed (and during sex) is pretty much inevitable.
I didn’t vote for Donald Trump. I didn’t vote for his message, his temperament, or a validation of his base of followers. But like every American, I’m now stuck with the thin-skinned Cheeto and subsequent fallout from his election. That includes my son, and the goals I have for the kind of person he can be.