This is so cute!
Who thought porcupines love pumpkins?
1. “I knew I was in love the first time I saw him cry in front of me. We were in a long distance relationship, I was dropping him off at the airport after our first week together.
Such great hops.
“Carry me, you idiot human!”
On her 18th birthday, I had sex with Teyana in her basement while her grandma was upstairs.
Cats, dogs, pigs, horses, they’re all our friends. And like our best friends, they’re prone to severe brain farts, except, like all the time.
Look, it’s a stick figure running around in the dark with Mickey Mouse ears!
Okay, this is one of the cutest things I’ve seen so far today.