“This is going to sound terrible, but I met him at one of those traffic school things that you go to after you get too many speeding tickets.”
“The ol’ fashioned way—I walked in on my parents.”
Their television show requirements. For example, they might be willing to negotiate their binge-watch go-tos, but if they are non-negotiably following Game of Thrones, you might want to consider hopping on that bandwagon.
“Me when I’m trying to get my life together but Satan has other plans for me.”
Wake up five minutes earlier than your partner and put the coffee pot on and frozen waffles in the toaster.
I can’t stop laughing at these precious dogs.
I think of your smile and I’m smiling to myself like an idiot all over again. It’s all out of my control.
Smile. Too many people use the excuse of having a permanent “resting bitch face” as to why
they look perpetually angry.
Channing Tatum rescued a horse named Smoke, and they drink beer together. #NationalPetDay
“If you’re laying in bed, full AF, but also thinking about that leftover pie—I feel you.”