The epitome of 21st century counter-culturalism isn’t CBGB’s – rather, it’s hanging out at your nearest Chick-Fil-A.
Wow, give me one of these parking spots please.
Michael: Made a big statement by going from Mike to Michael when he came out. Incidentally, so did every other Mike.
There are a few tricks you can do to make yourself look and feel more feminine.
I thought of my current relationship, how beautiful it is because of how free it is. How special it is because of how equal our want for one another is. How lucky it is because of our contributing power to control it.
“I love you too. I am sorry for hurting you.”
Happiness in our relationships does not come by finding the right partner, it requires you to become the right partner as well.
Spencer: Went surfing once, puts the surfer guy emoji next to his name when he puts his name into your phone.
Take a double shot when you successfully have a nonverbal shit-talking conversation about someone right in front of them.
“We should totally get lunch or something!”: You. Are. A. Liar.