How You Know You’re Dating A Mad Scientist
He holds my hand in his lap, looks me directly into the eyes and says, “I love you more than the amount of sperm a blue robin makes.”
Aug. 23, 2011
Being Expelled From My Jordanian Host Family
Jun. 3, 2011
Fort Worth, Texas Bus System Bans Saggy Pants
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