Father Anthony Brinkman posted this ad on Craigslist. He was looking for someone to have sex with his 11-year-old daughter while he watched. He claims to have wanted this “for a long time.”
Totally killed him with kindness, and it’s totally hilarious!
The ultimate revenge.
I knew the apartment wasn’t empty the moment I stepped in the door. And the moment the smell it hit my nose, my face furrowed in disgust. It was harsh and metallic, the smell of something that shouldn’t be there.
“It’s made to be an addiction. You get all the sex and/or human connection you want…”
When he does and suggests you dial back the “Relationship” to a “relationship” with a lower case “r”, you’ll turn into Your Own Worst Nightmare. I flipped my hair around so much I think I pulled a muscle in my arm.
Missed Connections provides a space for individuals to post ads seeking strangers they previously encountered in real life. It is an online forum for those who are lusting, lonely, and/or curious about others.
Detroit area. A guy wanted to trade for a coffin. Claimed it was never used, but it was still f*cking creepy.
I would’ve paid money to see the girlfriend’s face when she saw this.
“For $100/hour I will come to your holiday party dressed as the Elf on the Shelf and sit in any location you assign me while I stare emptily at your guests for the duration of the event.”