Let us raise our razors to the hairless men of the world for all that they do to make themselves beautiful.
You do a happy dance when you realize your roommate isn’t home. FREEDOM AT LAST.
My generation only inhabits this world. We have not built it and we are too Balkanized to deconstruct it.
Craigslist Ad: WANTED: Friends – Chicago South Loop area
“I got nothing. Nothing!” Jackson motioned with his hands.
Given that New Orleans has one of the highest murder rates in the country, you might be doing a ton of digging before someone decides you know too much.
If you start staking portions of the room that are “YOURS ONLY,” you probably shouldn’t be living with other people.
She gave someone a blowjob for free Taco Bell.
Do they bring multiple suitors home during the week? And if so, do they or their saucy one night stand scream like a banshee in the throes of it?
It turns out he didn’t know my boyfriend through mutual friends. They had never even met before that night.