Pain is a very strange thing. It can sharpen your senses, make the world seem clearer, if applied in the right dosage. But if there’s too much, then it begins to blur everything and you find that your world no longer makes sense. That was how the world seemed to me, a soupy mess of nonsense. There was pain, of course, thick and ever-present. But I couldn’t tell where it began or where it ended.
TV is a ruthless beast. It’s basically ruined my life. And I’m not just referring to flattening my ass and removing any trace of a college education.
Halloween is widely known as one of the most debaucherous nights of the year. Whether it’s the watered down beer at college town bars, the sugar high the kids are on, or whatever the parents are drinking to tune out their sugar high kids, there’s generally a wide range of people getting up to no good.
Police officer caught on camera doing something truly shocking — but it’s not what you might think.
Are you aware your passenger is a prostitute?
4. You’re a racist who just woke up from a cryogenic state and found out that a black man is president.
If you’re speeding and see a cop, wave.
Sometimes, being a police officer can bring moments of uncontrollable laughter.
Now for the million-dollar question: Why should you care?
My father was a 911-call taker. The worst calls he got were suicide calls where pretty much all he heard was someone immediately saying “hello, my name is John doe and I live at 123 abc Street and I’m going to kill myself…bang.”