Are you aware your passenger is a prostitute?
4. You’re a racist who just woke up from a cryogenic state and found out that a black man is president.
If you’re speeding and see a cop, wave.
Sometimes, being a police officer can bring moments of uncontrollable laughter.
Now for the million-dollar question: Why should you care?
My father was a 911-call taker. The worst calls he got were suicide calls where pretty much all he heard was someone immediately saying “hello, my name is John doe and I live at 123 abc Street and I’m going to kill myself…bang.”
4. The thought of putting pants on.
A relative of mine is a nurse. One day she was doing a pelvic exam on a morbidly obese woman. She lifted up one of the lady’s fat rolls for some reason and under that roll was ho hos…. still in the wrapper. She shows the patient what she found and how does that patient react? The patient takes the ho hos from my relative and proceeds to eat them during the pelvic exam.
“Just answer me this. At any point of the night, have I seemed intoxicated to you?” I ask him, staring him dead in the eye.
Now you can feast your eyes on Our Finest being silly and ridiculous like all the rest of us!