“A lot of people want Ted Cruz to win, but are we ready for a President that’s a melting candle?”
If you don’t follow Andy Richter on Twitter you’re already missing out, but especially today.
Harry Styles better watch his back.
I’d die of embarrassment if a hotel maid found butt plugs under my bed. Then again, better butt plugs than a dead body.
What qualifies me as an Arnold Schwarzenegger expert? I can spell his last name, correctly, on command. Try me.