Your first mistake is thinking that what you say matters.
We are learning how to tell stories, how to inform the masses, how to make people laugh and cry; how to make people feel something.
Well if I MUST pick a major to keep my scholar-athlete status.
Everything is voluntary. Everything is a step you make in their direction, something you actively choose to do because you want to be around them, to get to know them.
Do not leave me a voicemail. I will not listen to it. I’m going to press the corresponding number to delete your message as soon as the automated voice recording concludes. I’m going to press it with conviction, like a little boy who just won a raffle to implode an old baseball stadium.