“Whether you’re offending by me saying Happy Holidays or Merry Christmas, take comfort in knowing I don’t really mean either.”
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Because our breasts get in the way of the microphone, and having them slam into the mic stand is not only painful, but also dangerous.
I don’t want to read the wedding section, but I do. Every week.
Eight years later, a special group of people still seem to be struggling with the notion that President Obama is indeed a natural born American citizen.
When something’s really funny, you just nod your head in appreciation and say “That’s funny.”
There are many factors to consider: Who the sex is with. Where and what is involved in the sex. What pizza place did you get the pizza from? Are there toppings?
Relationships are complicated, but they’re also great fodder for humor.
“It’s like you’re first class on a Southwest plane…. then you realize that every seat is the same.”
Has anything good ever happened on Tinder?