“Do different vaginas feel drastically different?”
“Guy came into the shop and asked for a bigger dick to be tattooed on his dick.”
“Basic white guys in the US wear:
• New Balance shoes
• Gap/Levi’s jeans
• Band T-shirt
• College hoodie.”
What’s even the point of having a dog when nobody likes your cute Instagram pictures of it?
“Three words: three-inch dick.”
Stephen King’s new Twitter horror story hits a little too close to home.
“I’m super nervous about my penis size.”
“What it’s like to have to sit there and stew on top of the huge glob of chunky blood that just came out of you.”
When your socks get wet. It’s like all of a sudden I know what it felt like in the trenches during WWI. Gangrene and athlete’s foot scare me more than they should.