What I know today is that you aren’t defined by what you’ve done or where you’re from or what others say you’re capable of.
From the first sip you’ve known, coffee was really all you’d ever needed. It’s the push you’d needed to be a better, less grumpy, but stinkier breathed version of yourself.
When you realize you sound exactly like her.
“Found some white creature that was alive inside girl’s vagina after I’d been going down on her.
It was some white creature that was wriggling around.”
Nothing is as infectious as watching joyful people do what they love.
“We need more kindness, more compassion, more joy, more laughter. I definitely want to contribute to that.”
Think about your favorite comedy and ask yourself if that formula doesn’t apply. That’s what makes us love them — because we so desperately want to love ourselves. The truth is that we all want to “win” at every facet of life, and not one of us ever does.
Does This Guy Want To Date Me Or Is He Just Not An Asshole?
Yes, boo. I was always this crazy.
Dads are the best!