Watching anyone else eat a “Gogurt.” Brb, Still having nightmares.
I used to be able to pull all-nighters but now I can barely pull all-dayers.
What’s the point of contouring if it’s just going to drip down my face? On those days where the humidity is booming and the sun is shining, I look like a parody YouTube makeup tutorial.
Channing, I realize I’m not your ideal candidate. My upper body strength is just okay, and I DEFINITELY can’t pick up a woman and swing her around like you guys do. But what I lack in muscle, I make up for in heart.
No matter how anti-rom-com-oriented your tastes are, there are some movies that you just have to see.
Turn that frown upside-down with these hysterical memes.
Throw a party— invite all of the boys your dad sent away/banned from the house in high school.
A keeper is a guy who isn’t one of these extremes— he can let you do you at a party while still enjoying himself. He doesn’t neglect but also isn’t overbearing.
And it usually happens so innocently. Like it’s not like you sign up for this, ya know? You don’t wake up one day and think, “Gee, I really want to complicate my life by catching feelings for someone who has a 0.000% chance of reciprocating!”
Thou shalt refrain from conversations about thy crossfit training, thy current medical condition, thy political views or thy baby.