“I squirted so hard it hit my laptop and my laptop died.”
“Mom caught me penetrating a sub-woofer.”
Why is Santa so jolly?
Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
My comfort zone is rock solid. Because I used my excuses to build it.
Check out BINGE – an indie comedy pilot about bulimia and addiction.
“The ability to pee in a bottle in a moving vehicle in the dark.”
Jon Macks has written jokes for President Obama, Bill Clinton, John Kerry and monologues for Steve Martin, Billy Crystal, Whoopi Goldberg, Chris Rock.