What’s your plan B?
A breakfast buffet. Why breakfast? Not only is it the happiest meal of the day, but it provides a wavering inkling of hope that the DMV won’t consume your entire schedule.
I dress them up and take pictures. (One of their costumes is even a baby onesie I had modified for a cat.)
“A giantess sat on my face. She hadn’t showered in two days.”
Nobody was spared from these LOL moments.