10. This Field Will Pay Off
Had and erection in 9th grade biology. Teach thought it was my phone and grabbed it.
This list is not meant to scare anyone away from weed (as if I possess that power), or to inspire a “~420 BlAaAaAaZeEe It!!!~” response, but more to serve up my own humiliation as entertainment and disappoint my parents. Let’s take this journey.
“I’m going to make dinner for my family every night…so I don’t feel bad about living off them for even longer than I already have.”
17. Did you really think I wouldn’t find out?
I think part of the reason I cheated on Justin was because prior to meeting him I had just ended a five-year relationship with someone else. So eight years of my life have been spent in committed, long-term relationships, with a very short break in between.
In “Dream Closets,” I’ll be documenting my favorite closets around New York and the personalities behind each of them.
I can trace the slow ease into the cycle of starving and bingeing, starving and running, bingeing and running, directly back to church.
Can you think of one person that you want to be? Someone who is perfect? Perhaps someone you know? Can you think of anyone you know really well who has no issues or annoying quirks or acne? I believed in these “perfect people” when I was little, but I also believed in the Easter Bunny.
You start to realize that this might actually be the best part of life. Obviously I told myself “Your best days are yet to come,” but there were so many times I started to doubt that.