I sit here, in my own cold queen-sized bed, alone. Unintentionally catching the stale mixed smell of your cigarette and Jameson. But oh, was it so worth it.
is it right to sue a university because you didn’t get in?
Some women will never want to sleep with you—and that’s okay.
Many of my peers would be panicking about not finding this holy grail of achievement & security post graduation, but I’m not. If anything I actually feel liberated, and here’s why…
THIS IS A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: A TIGHT VAGINA DOES NOT A VIRGIN MAKE.
It’s 10pm. Do you know where your Ex is? Don’t worry, they’ll probably send you a drunk text in like 10 minutes.
Wisdom from the women who made singledom chic.
These folks aren’t hiding anything.
College is a funny thing.
You Don’t Know Anything About Milk.