I remember lying on the floor, sometime in the afternoon, presumably skipping class. I remember feeling really, really, really sad and lonely.
Let’s be honest, Thanksgiving is great but it’s also stressful. It needs “the funny”.
How am I supposed to enjoy this movie when I’m eating popcorn without liquid butter on it?????
What happens when the myth of meritocracy shatters? Disillusionment. Disappointment.
The kid who takes drinking games way too seriously. You’re scared to play him in beer pong not because he’s good, but because he will freak out if he loses.
When you study Psychology, you learn to regard people as icebergs.
Maybe this makes me brave.
He was fascinated by me. He approached me with the kind of arrogant ease that most white phalluses do.
Don’t pad your resume with clubs or other things you aren’t actually interested in. It’ll show up later.
You drank 32 beers tonight and have boot ’n rallied twice already……and my panties haven’t already dropped for u??! CHRIST, WHAT’S WRONG WITH ME?