You are what you eat. You are what you do.
Sociology 171: How To Make Friends Sober
As a student in debt up to my eyeballs, here are a few things I believe everyone should consider before taking out student loans.
Everyone there looked the same – they all dressed the same and acted the same, and all seemed to be interested in one of two things: Getting laid or getting their Mrs. Degree. I wasn’t interested in either.
You’ll remember the worst class that you ever took.
You’ll get sick eventually, and it will suck not to have your parents around to take care of you.
“Why do you have so much stuff? Don’t you realize you have a roommate that has to fit in your room, too?”
I’m zoning out now. Everything feels itchy. I’m being suffocated by myself. I wonder if it’s possible to just die for no reason. I combust and nobody knows why, or how. I just do.
I, like many, cannot afford university without taking a massive loan. Most mediocre wage jobs that require simple skills, which can easily be taught through training, you can’t even get without some form of degree.
“I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.” —Rita Rudner