I’m a gigolo for grandmas. Some as old as 90, none younger than 65. I’ve got $2 million in a bank from grandmas leaving me money in their wills.
What is most troubling about our society is that we seem to give out a prize to those we think have accomplished this “genetic success,” it is respect.
4. He tried to get me to follow him into the bathroom stall and I’m just not that kind of guy. And even if I were, there was a bathroom attendant watching the whole time.
Like many speculated, Tuiasosopo is gay, though he says he is “in recovery” for it (whatever that means).
At American Girl Place, there’s a doll salon where you can get your American Girl doll a new hairstyle. If spending all day every day working with fake hair for bratty seven-year-old girls isn’t demoralizing, I don’t know what is. If I worked there, I’d shave all the dolls’ hair off and just call it “The Britney.”
The shrewdest, loudest, most violent lie that LGBT people at Christian colleges and universities carry is this: that no one else like them exists. More important, and more enduring than the stares and questions and assaulting prayers, are the stories of the 70 current students, and 130 alumni who contacted me to say they had the same kind of dreams I did.