In the spirit of ‘Breaking Bad’ finally (!) winning Best Drama, all the Emmy voters took meth before they cast their ballots.
Tatiana Maslany once murdered a man by pretending she was a gun.
After all, who could forget Charlie Day’s magnificent conspiracy theory involving Carol in HR and the elusive Pepe Silva.
‘Homeland,’ which has been suffering a kind of sophomore slump lately after being lauded as legit the best thing ever during the first season, went out with an INSANE bang last night to cap off the second season.
Become convinced you know like, everything about the US government and spy agencies. Talk to others like you’re actually in the CIA yourself. Feel like you know national security secrets just from how realistic the show seems.
I want Natalie Imbruglia telling me that the sky is torn, Jewel telling me that I can’t break her hands, Courtney Love being the girl with the most cake, and Liz Phair stealing my lighter and losing the map.
When Rayanne overdosed on E at her house party, Angela decided to call her mom for help before she called 911. I mean, I get it. You’ve never seen anyone OD before and you want your mommy but, like, please just get the poor girl medical attention first.