One day, you’re going to be excited about December, just like you were when you were a kid, because you’ll get to experience the old traditions again. You’ll decorate gingerbread houses. String lights around the tree. Make sugar cookies in the shape of reindeer and snowmen (and probably a penis or two).

Hello December, please don’t let the year end without love, don’t let me the ring in the new year alone. Don’t let me wonder about what’s next because I’m so lost in the present moment. Please be filled with moments I can’t forget, end the year on a beautiful note, end it with a happy song.