Fifteen days until Christmas and my only wish is you.
“I could ask for a lot of things this year. I could ask for love, for pride, for a new iPhone or a Starbucks gift card. I could ask for money or for someone to give me my favorite chocolates, but none of that is what my heart desires.”
One day, you’re going to be excited about December, just like you were when you were a kid, because you’ll get to experience the old traditions again. You’ll decorate gingerbread houses. String lights around the tree. Make sugar cookies in the shape of reindeer and snowmen (and probably a penis or two).
Why is Santa so jolly?
Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
What did you do for the last time in 2016?
Hello December, please don’t let the year end without love, don’t let me the ring in the new year alone. Don’t let me wonder about what’s next because I’m so lost in the present moment. Please be filled with moments I can’t forget, end the year on a beautiful note, end it with a happy song.
Here’s an idea, instead of writing a list of material objects you want for yourself, try writing a list of actions you want to do for others.
If you’re single this Christmas embrace it.
Here’s what to gift the hard-to-buy-for dude in your life.
DON’T GET DRUNK.