The best and worst part about the holidays: Holiday Parties
Go to a thrift store and find cheap, ugly sweaters to wear. The catch is that you each pick out sweaters for each other, and you have to wear what the other person picks in public.
Ho Ho Holdup….
The way I see it is that after the magic, after childhood, comes disillusionment.
Maybe the bartender will make you a special Santa shot! Or maybe it’ll start to snow and you can have a snowball fight in the middle of the empty city streets! I mean that’s pretty awesome, and might even be more fun than listening to your Grandma tell the same story over and over while getting ham stuck in her teeth.
My sister can walk just fine, she just didn’t feel like it.
1. $10 Gift Card for an Unknown Restaurant
7. Wear the same outfit to every Mass. Wait for someone to bring up the smell. If you’re lucky, you’ll get a whole section of pews to yourself.
Hit up Dollar Tree.
Someone is going to vomit in your sink and you can only blame yourself.