I’m sorry for picking and choosing which parts of the Bible we want to believe.
It seems that today’s Christians are more known by what they are against than for.
I am what I am, and what I am is a terrible person.
My man side was guilt-tripping my white side, completely unaware that my man side was just as unfairly privileged as my white side.
I like justice and I like seeing people die.
Even though I’ve been a Christian my whole life, I’ve always felt a certain pressure to fit the cookie cutter Christian mold.
“So at this late date, I have decided to join them by giving my body to be burned. With love in my heart not only for them but also of the perpetrators of such horror … ”
And though Jesus had made the two women, composed their breasts from nothing, even caused the sun to rise and give them that slightest twinge of brown, he couldn’t help but regret making their forms so healthy.
Hillary is a devout Methodist. Unlike Barack Obama, and perhaps surprising to some on the left, Hillary often mentions her faith, but she uses it to aid her left-wing views.
It didn’t make him think I was cool; it just made me cough a lot in front of him.