According to the gospel—aka Destiny’s Child circa 1999 — if you’re an independent woman, you pay your own fun and you pay your own bills, because it’s always 50/50 in relationships.
7. He asks her father for his daughter’s hand in marriage.
7. The awkward goodnight kiss.
Feminism and chivalry are not mutually exclusive.
Only sleep with people you could be friends with.
Chivalry is not dead, friends. It is NOT. It is the only thing left that gives us girls any hope at good, true, old fashioned, respectable love.
How long do you plan to wait before you decide to tell him how you feel? When telepathy becomes a thing, so you won’t have to do the talking?
19. Every time we had sex it was in my car because my roommate took over the apartment, so you probably just assumed I was homeless.
The fact that almost none of the answers had anything to do with physical appearance was very refreshing.
Nowadays, chivalrous acts function like tally marks; the higher the score, the more she will want to sleep with you. Chivalry is not dead because of feminists, it’s dead because men have exploited the fundamental beliefs of the term and used it to their advantage.