Nacho Cheese Doritos are a staple of finger residue licking. There’s a reason Taco Bell made a shell based on the flavor of these chips and their beautiful, bright orange dust.
Semantics. We play with words. We make excuses and nothing changes.
Fanny. Sorry but that word does not mean butt. It means vagina.
3. Cap’n Crunch’s Crunch Berries: 3/4 cup.
Sucking, licking, slurping action in the name of nacho cheese dust residue is one of life’s necessary pleasures.
These chips are handcrafted just like your grandfather and his grandfather used to make them, back in the old country where men took the time to learn the art of cheese-dusting from the age of four.
If humanity had a family crest, do you know what would be on it? Pizza.
I know how you feel, sorry buddy. Your dopamine levels are really low, and you need some reward signaling mechanism in your brain quick – and this calls for high levels of saturated fat and sodium. Tonight you will eat what I eat when I’m depressed: Death Crunch.