In retrospect, it’s amazing Chipotle didn’t end up being a Mexican McDonald’s.
6. You become the psycho jealous girlfriend.
While everyone experiences their first time at a different age, I still felt like I was older than most.
You’ll feel superior for about 3.5 minutes before you realize that you behaved the exact same way until about two weeks ago.
1. Ironing clothes while you are wearing them.
1. People who don’t know what to order at Chipotle.
Inside: Chipotle covers a quick origin story about the early stages of the franchise.
Dear Chipotle, I fucking love you.
1. You pronounce “Toronto” as “Torono.”
Are the plates bigger in America, or do they just fit more on the plate?