Dear Chipotle, I fucking love you.
1. You pronounce “Toronto” as “Torono.”
Are the plates bigger in America, or do they just fit more on the plate?
These two made love on top of their local Chipotle.
People call your drug problem your “second worst habit.”
I’m so hungry now.
I looked down to the floor because I typically hate this part. It usually just leads to disappointment. “Barbacoa” I mumbled.
Eat a diet that is 60% Chipotle, 10% alcohol, 10% drunk pizza, and 20% your college’s favorite local sandwich shop.
You don’t believe in moderation at all, and have dreams of Xzibit putting food in your food so you could eat while you eat.
I’ve had Moe’s. Chipotle wins. Hands down.