You’ll feel superior for about 3.5 minutes before you realize that you behaved the exact same way until about two weeks ago.
1. Ironing clothes while you are wearing them.
1. People who don’t know what to order at Chipotle.
Inside: Chipotle covers a quick origin story about the early stages of the franchise.
Dear Chipotle, I fucking love you.
1. You pronounce “Toronto” as “Torono.”
Are the plates bigger in America, or do they just fit more on the plate?
These two made love on top of their local Chipotle.
People call your drug problem your “second worst habit.”
I’m so hungry now.