These two made love on top of their local Chipotle.
People call your drug problem your “second worst habit.”
I’m so hungry now.
I looked down to the floor because I typically hate this part. It usually just leads to disappointment. “Barbacoa” I mumbled.
Eat a diet that is 60% Chipotle, 10% alcohol, 10% drunk pizza, and 20% your college’s favorite local sandwich shop.
You don’t believe in moderation at all, and have dreams of Xzibit putting food in your food so you could eat while you eat.
I’ve had Moe’s. Chipotle wins. Hands down.
4. You put Splenda in EVERYTHING … unless it already contains sugar.
Perfect is the enemy of the good
People always say to never buy groceries on an empty stomach but I’m pretty sure they mean never to have any type of human interaction on an empty stomach.