The North Pole’s biggest little strip club enthusiast.
When my sister announced her pregnancy, my mother was disgusted and my father was horrified. After the pregnancy was announced, I would sit in my bedroom for hours and hear the whispers on the other side of my bedroom door, wondering if Autumn could hear it, too.
How certain can I be that they’ll put the right embryo back in me?
Being childfree involves a second person so rarely discussed: your partner. And it doesn’t matter if he sits on the bathroom floor with you for an hour, sharing your sobs, calling you beautiful and amazing. He wants a child. And you don’t.
Kids are expensive; taking them out and about doesn’t have to be. We have become practically connoisseurs at knowing where the cheap and fun places in our respective cities are. And you know what that means? We can also plan hella cheap and fun dates. You and your wallets will thank us.
You simply assume your kid is shy, but imagine the difficulty he must be experiencing. However, there are ways of helping your kid overcome his social phobia, and here’s how.
“Evil visited this community today.”
As we navigate our own paths, taking in new information and learning harsh truths, it’s easy to find yourself in a mental rut, and it’s no secret that learning to be a grown up can be rough.
Not dating much because you don’t “like anyone your age.”
Mothers love to share and swap stories about the accomplishments of their children.