Stay inside the lines.
My childhood is once again in your hands. Proceed with caution. This means a lot.
You’ll thank her for it when you hear the horror stories of having an only child as a roommate.
Life can be frustrating and confusing and unfair. Sometimes the best way to deal with that is to pick up a controller and face down a frustrating, confusing and unfair virtual world where at least you know that if you work hard, learn what you need to learn and master your environment, you WILL win.
My daughter is reading my favorite book. “I’m on page 112,” she says, “of The Choose Yourself Stories.”
I thought the word for a girl’s “private parts” was “bagina.”
It’s a Girl’s (kind of f*cked up) World!
You’re gonna need a bigger couch.
In 1999, when The Matrix first came out, those slick, rimless sunglasses evoked the same Y2K eeriness that permeated the entire movie.
You’ve learned that forgetting certain people and things is the only way you’ll ever truly be able to forgive.