Swearing that if you do have a kid, you’ll be the best parent ever.
If you suggest watching television while eating, they’ll think you’re about as evolved as a caveman.
You were always the first to have books.
Peak excitement was watching your sibling say something rude or snappy to your parents because you knew they were about to get punished.
College was a much easier transition for you than it was for a lot of people. Name games, introducing yourself over and over and over, getting lost, asking for help, having no clue what you were doing – that was your entire childhood.
Ah, the good ole days. The light-up shoes, the Lunchables, the ability to judge if someone was cool or not based on how they wore their backpack. It was a much simpler time.
ENTP: The troublemaker child who was constantly pushing the teacher’s boundaries to see which rules could be bent.
Get ready for the flashbacks.
If I’m a baby who understands the language, I’m crying hysterically right now.
If their love can’t survive, what love can??