Music Festivals. Every genre you could imagine. Amazing. All the time.
Point out our accents. While most of us don’t say Chicaaaaaago like the old Saturday Night Live skits, after a few drinks, that long “a” may sneak into a word or two.
“What is gay rap? Half the stuff Kanye West is putting out right now sounds like some fags who are giving her heat and fire and saying, “Yasss, bitch!” All those girls sound gay to me.”
3. Second City or iO Theater: There’s a chance your dad might actually be on board for this one. If he can get past “the silly make-believe” he might just enjoy the topical improv and sketch sets you can catch any night of the week.
The best part of walking through “The Windy City” is probably getting to see all the buildings up close.
Even if the cold weather gives us permanent “resting bitch face,” we are some of the friendliest girls around.
School is where everyone goes to be terrible to one another.
“I think a lot of people only see the finished product so they don’t know how much work goes into it.”
If you look at the line-up of a lot of the great festivals or club nights in the world there’s usually not very many women on the bill.
I know I don’t say it as often as I used to, Chicago. But I still love you. And I always will. But neither of us can deny that there haven’t been challenges in our relationship recently.