The military member retrieved his gun and took cover near the vehicle’s front fender, firing two shots.
Now I get winded less often and feel more prepared to literally run away from commitment.
The streets of neighborhoods that held you like arms in the quiet dark have found you again, and they are relentless.
Try not to be too unimpressed when your first date involves him screaming GO CUBS GO
There is no such thing as “The subway.”
Here is a list of the best Thot puns my friends and I have thot of.
“Big hot dogs solve all the problems inherent to tiny hot dogs.”
It’s business, you know, nothing personal.
Because these days I feel like I’m permanently on the strugglebus of life.
THIS IS THE COLDEST I HAVE EVER BEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE.