“Can I have the money back please??”
You’re not checking in to see how they’re doing, you’re checking in to see if their relationship has hit rock bottom yet.
I don’t feel like you deserve any happiness, and I don’t feel like you deserve love.
“We both realized that we were way more sexually compatible than we ever previously thought. Our relationship had been so shitty that we never realized we both had so many of the same kinks. Our sex had always been vanilla and gentle.”
You are strong. You’ll survive this hurricane.
“I’m glad she told me, but she went about it all wrong (she saw me at Cub Foods and burst into tears and ran over to me to tell me).”
“It was sheer passion. I had been stuck in a dead relationship for far too long.”
“Someone finally took an interest in me and made me feel beautiful, so I slept with him.”
Another man made her feel more attractive, special, and sexier than you do.
He’s insanely jealous. If he has the urge to cheat, then he’ll think you have the same urge. That’s why he’ll get paranoid whenever you look at another guy.