Amazing actor. Still in character from Wolf of Wall Street.
The following is a list of men who would be very bad at sex. This is not a judgment of these men professionally or as human beings. This is not fan fiction. This is a critical analysis of what I imagine sex to be like with the following celebrities.
Come laugh with us, watch this video. Get some joy out of Twitter.
“I’m sorry, did that guy just flick me off?”
I mean, seriously? Are we still telling people in 2014 that they have to look a certain way to be happy?
Take a selfie, text the fam, get up, check Instagram.
The fallout from this statement was swift, and McGowan has since attempted to apologize. However, I think a large point and a chance to evaluate the LGBTQ movement were sorely missed through all the anger and hurt.
She is not so fancy.
Regardless of when the love-fest began, one thing is clear: Lizzy Caplan is the epitome of the phrase “girl crush.”
After I told my mother, she yelled at me for being so upset and shouted, largely out of frustration, “What am I supposed to do now? She was a child?” I ran out of my house crying, furious with her.