Rest assured ladies: Jeremy Meeks is still alive and still available.
20 minutes until Avril comes on and at this point, there’s no opening act. Do we live in a world where no one opens for Avril, you frantically wonder. DO WE LIVE IN A WORLD WHERE AVRIL IS THE OPENING ACT?!?!
Ladies, I know you’re scared. I know what it feels like to lose all hope, especially when it comes to love. But I’m here to tell you that everything will be okay. I’m here to tell you that your fantasies are just as attainable as ever.
He might be a little hard to get in contact with at the moment, and I am sure his schedule is like, so packed, but maybe he could pencil me in to do the following.
Read what Fred Armisen, Uzo Aduba, Noah Emmerich, and Carson Daly have to say!
Everyone puts a foot in their mouth at some point, but these celebrities are about knee deep in foot gobbling.
1. Tom Daley.
And last but not least Mark Paul Gossellaarr, who played the notoriously charming Zack Morris from Saved By The Bell.
The fun kind of fever dream, though.