Cats, dogs, pigs, horses, they’re all our friends. And like our best friends, they’re prone to severe brain farts, except, like all the time.
Everyone claims that their pet is like a family member, but when it comes down to it, do you really know the best way to be a pet parent?
What are all of the CSIs and Grey’s Anatomys missing? Cats.
The moment you hear of a single person adopting a cat, you see that person lying alone in his apartment, dead, while the cat slowly eats his face. The headline reads, “Kitty Eats Single Man’s Face.”
It is difficult to compare because their intelligence manifests in such different ways.
8. When you’re really bored you can act out scenes from Friends reruns between Marcel the monkey and Ross or Joey.
5. Demand to be treated like a princess.
Welcome to your daily “aw.”
Take down all the cat videos. The cuteness contest has a winner!
You read quotes like “There is somebody for everybody; your somebody may just be five cats” and you think to yourself, ‘yup, that’s me!’