To me, cats are coldhearted animals that don’t like to cuddle.
Sometimes you just want to be heard. You want to be able to complain about that passive aggressive comment your co-worker said today and not get told your over-reacting. Just a simple meow will do.
I tried to be friendly, but you were #overit pretty quickly. I gave up on trying to like you, and as soon as I did, you took a careful, guarded interest in me.
We are like the Brady Bunch, only with cats! When I first met Andy on an online dating site, we both mentioned that we liked cats. There was nothing on either of our profiles that not loving cats was a deal-breaker.
Cats aren’t independent at all. It’s a lie. They are actually like small children and cry when you’re attention isn’t on them 24/7.
You’ll never be as extreme as these pets.
Since the truck was said to be carrying three tons of cats, that would be about one full ton of cats that were buried alive.
“Stop licking your butt.”
Cats are kind without being needy. Dignified. They’re also relatively quiet, and operate on self-cleaning mode. In other words, they’re better than dogs.
A purrrfect way to bring in the New Year.