Get your cereal and clam chowder ready and enjoy the latest episode of TOO MUCH THERAPY!
Cats are notorious liars but I know some of their secrets.
I approve of the feminist cat lady. After all, cats are the perfect feminist companion, because they’re also feminists. Here are a few of the reasons your cat is (not so secretly) a feminist.
If you see your best friend petting your cat, it’s adorable. If you see them petting the love of your life, not only are you heartbroken, you’re deeply confused.
While they’re fantastic at demanding your attention, the minute you give it to them, they don’t want it anymore.
“In the beginning, God created man, but seeing him so feeble, He gave him the cat.”
1. A deadly strain of chlamydia threatens to wipe out Australia’s koala population.
To me, cats are coldhearted animals that don’t like to cuddle.
Sometimes you just want to be heard. You want to be able to complain about that passive aggressive comment your co-worker said today and not get told your over-reacting. Just a simple meow will do.
I tried to be friendly, but you were #overit pretty quickly. I gave up on trying to like you, and as soon as I did, you took a careful, guarded interest in me.