If you see your best friend petting your cat, it’s adorable. If you see them petting the love of your life, not only are you heartbroken, you’re deeply confused.
While they’re fantastic at demanding your attention, the minute you give it to them, they don’t want it anymore.
“In the beginning, God created man, but seeing him so feeble, He gave him the cat.”
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To me, cats are coldhearted animals that don’t like to cuddle.
Sometimes you just want to be heard. You want to be able to complain about that passive aggressive comment your co-worker said today and not get told your over-reacting. Just a simple meow will do.
I tried to be friendly, but you were #overit pretty quickly. I gave up on trying to like you, and as soon as I did, you took a careful, guarded interest in me.
We are like the Brady Bunch, only with cats! When I first met Andy on an online dating site, we both mentioned that we liked cats. There was nothing on either of our profiles that not loving cats was a deal-breaker.
Cats aren’t independent at all. It’s a lie. They are actually like small children and cry when you’re attention isn’t on them 24/7.
You’ll never be as extreme as these pets.