Cake. Who would have thought you could be afraid of something as sweet and innocent as cake? I didn’t think it possible, until I broke up with my boyfriend last month.
21. Friends don’t let friends walk around with smudged eyebrows.
It’s no surprise that some of these early recipes didn’t survive to the present day.
Most people eat cake on birthdays but since everyday is somebody’s birthday it is appropriate, therefore, to ingest cake (and cake-like goods) on any or everyday of the year.
I spent a few years after college living in a variety of locales in the Detroit area and working shit jobs as I passed off my mid-twenties waiting to see what use the world might have for me.
I can’t help but notice all of the benefits that pregnant women reap and that I’ll never get to experience.
I know this list is getting a little heavy on the “things with melted cheese on top of them” side, but frankly, that is the best genre of food we have.
this is my video to help you remember: you are powerful when you are excited.
First of all, why in the world would anyone even step foot within 10 miles of a KFC when Popeye’s exists? Popeye’s is the Beyoncé to KFC’s Katy Perry — there is just no comparison, and one just looks sad when mentioned in the same sentence.
What a terrible scenario to imagine if someone — not me, of course, but someone — siphoned off a portion of blood and improperly transported it, leading to coagulated garbage blood, unfit for anyone’s mysterious, undoubtedly sinister purpose.