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How You Know You’re Dating A Mad Scientist

He holds my hand in his lap, looks me directly into the eyes and says, “I love you more than the amount of sperm a blue robin makes.”

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Burger King

Fast Food Urban Legends
Nov. 1, 2012

Fast Food Urban Legends

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Jun. 18, 2012

Burger King’s New Bacon Sundae Has Bacon, People Like To Talk About Bacon, Bacon Is A Thing That Makes People Click On Articles, Bacon

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Apr. 6, 2012

10 Plagues For 2012

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Mar. 27, 2012

This Week In Food

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Jan. 24, 2012

All The Things I Did While Waiting For My Ex-Boyfriend To Call Me To Tell Me Something “Really Important”

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