For what is bullshit other than someone pleading for your help, not in words but in deeds? Plus, in a more humble vein, isn’t it just plain old nice to return the favor when someone else has gone out of their way and picked up your pieces?
What do women do when they like a guy? Have sex with him. (No, not all the time, but like, a lot of the time.) Yes, that’s what I’m saying – the softboy is being nice to you because he wants to have sex with you, same as the badboy asshole. At least the bad boy was honest.
If there is one thing true of humans, it is that we are fallible, unpredictable, ass-saving, ego-driven creatures (among other, more noble things) and we love to carry on with our attention-seeking, problem-avoiding, procrastinating, lazy ass ignorant bullshit so as…
15. “I’m not like other girls.”
Self-love gets a bad rap. Probably because it’s so wildly misunderstood. I mean, I get it. It can sound unattainable, self-indulgent, even a little weird.
Lies and the lying liars who lie them.
Write a letter of complaint to Netfix when they send you the movie Mr. Right starring popular inoffensive lesbian Ellen DeGeneres instead of an actual Mr. Right.
2013 should be the year you kiss Bullshitters buh-bye. The Bullshitter means no harm–it’s just that they don’t know what they want or they aren’t ready to commit to you fully. In 2013, shut it down.
There is a thin line between being “sexy” and being “slutty,” a man gets to arbitrarily decide it, and you are never to cross it.
“He hates answering text messages during the daylight hours.” “He’s just grumpy around people with faces and hair so he doesn’t want to meet any of my friends.”