Write a letter of complaint to Netfix when they send you the movie Mr. Right starring popular inoffensive lesbian Ellen DeGeneres instead of an actual Mr. Right.

“He hates answering text messages during the daylight hours.” “He’s just grumpy around people with faces and hair so he doesn’t want to meet any of my friends.”

Comparatively, I got off lucky. The average 419 scam victim loses $6,542, whereas I “only” lost $2,650. Victims have lost entire life savings to this scam – it is no fucking joke. The Secret Service estimates that victims lose hundreds of millions of dollars each year to email fraud, so it’s not just the village idiots who fall for this.