If there is one thing true of humans, it is that we are fallible, unpredictable, ass-saving, ego-driven creatures (among other, more noble things) and we love to carry on with our attention-seeking, problem-avoiding, procrastinating, lazy ass ignorant bullshit so as…
15. “I’m not like other girls.”
Self-love gets a bad rap. Probably because it’s so wildly misunderstood. I mean, I get it. It can sound unattainable, self-indulgent, even a little weird.
Lies and the lying liars who lie them.
Write a letter of complaint to Netfix when they send you the movie Mr. Right starring popular inoffensive lesbian Ellen DeGeneres instead of an actual Mr. Right.
2013 should be the year you kiss Bullshitters buh-bye. The Bullshitter means no harm–it’s just that they don’t know what they want or they aren’t ready to commit to you fully. In 2013, shut it down.
There is a thin line between being “sexy” and being “slutty,” a man gets to arbitrarily decide it, and you are never to cross it.
“He hates answering text messages during the daylight hours.” “He’s just grumpy around people with faces and hair so he doesn’t want to meet any of my friends.”
Comparatively, I got off lucky. The average 419 scam victim loses $6,542, whereas I “only” lost $2,650. Victims have lost entire life savings to this scam – it is no fucking joke. The Secret Service estimates that victims lose hundreds of millions of dollars each year to email fraud, so it’s not just the village idiots who fall for this.