I found five movies and related them to five of my real-life experiences involving romance.
3. Remember when Angelina Jolie wore Billy Bob Thornton’s BLOOD in a VIAL around her neck like a vampire? #NeverForget
Fun fact: more than 99% of every species that’s ever lived is now extinct.
I love you more than Bruce Willis, Nicolas Cage and Liam Neeson combined.
Seems like you wouldn’t be allowed to work at L.L. Bean without passing a Wes Anderson test.
Listen up, Liv Tylers! Firstly, you probably have some deep psychological/ relationship problems if your dad is the (super hot) Bruce Willis but let’s put those aside for right now.
Stop approaching women who are alone on the street. Stop hollering at women “from the passenger side of your best friend’s ride,” as TLC would say. When has this ever turned out well for you?