I’m the girl that every guy is dying to be friends with, but not dying to be with.
I want to wear flannel and listen to Ryan Adams and be a shitty parent basically.
#1: Know what teams are playing.
You are the guinea pig of their tragic pickup lines and attempts at flirting. So for the love of God (and hope for all the females out there) help them figure out what to say and how to text.
First of all, thanks. Super big thanks from me. This conversation is going to be the small highlight of my day.
It happened when Gentlemen died and “the Bros” were left in charge.
If I get you a gift certificate to Applebee’s for Valentine’s Day is there any chance that I will still get any that night?
1. Attend a bro-oriented event together.
If you are dating a dude, it is likely he has a best bro who factors into his life in a major way.
1. You start to refer to people as “bro”, “brah”, “dude”, or just by their last name. 2. Your recently watched on Hulu is now all South Park, Key and Peele, Tosh.0, and Robot Chicken. 3.