3. Broat – A boat full of bros, possibly beer-filled, and/or a bar on a boat wherein bros carouse and jag.
It seemed fitting to continue the trend of alcohol-related lists and provide a sequel to my “The 5 Drunk Girls Everyone Knows And Loves (Or Hates).” My girlfriends and I have seen these guys time and time again, sometimes avoiding…
Sometimes he and his bros flirt with the idea of a tech-start up while they smoke weed and eat Doritos in PLBG’s loft, which no one, including himself, knows how he is able to afford.
Not wearing your heart on your sleeve is admirable, but hiding our feelings from others limits our ability to connect with them. We’re not vulnerable. We’re just a face. A robot. We don’t really end up knowing each other.
7. We don’t give a shit what we wear when we meet. So long as you’re not naked, and you don’t stink, all’s good.
Try not to be too unimpressed when your first date involves him screaming GO CUBS GO
In the third stage of the Triangle Choke, BB allows herself to be “caught” and from then on out becomes pathetically dependent on the male for all emotional validation. The male is all about this, because he loves to feel needed.
One of my favorite pastimes is a game called “will this song make a Bro cry?”, a game that doesn’t actually exist, but probably should.
1. The Bro Who Peaked In College But Thinks He’s Still Got It
13. He goes nuts coordinating elaborate Halloween costumes for him and his crew.