It’s only right!
Whether it’s a gourmet breakfast or frozen pizza from last night, there will always be those foods everyone has to eat for breakfast once in a while. Here are 9 breakfasts that you’ll never get tired of eating.
Most people don’t even bother with breakfast. Nope, much better to just slog through the first part of the day on coffee alone and hope that you’re not too famished and pissed off by the time lunch rolls around.
You wake up and immediately consider what you’ll have for breakfast. When breakfast is over, you start daydreaming about lunch. And so on.
I think about ordering more eggs, scrambled and fried in deadpan, before sneaking you the leftovers of myself under the table.
The Dollar Menu is the perfect way to get an insane amount of food for next to nothing. And then there’s the added bonus of being able to roll around in the wrappers like you’ve just had some dude “make it rain” rap-video-style on you.
6. Have morning sex.
6. Breakfast Surreal: Fill a clean, dry bowel with your favorite combination of oats, dried fruit and puffed corn. Add milk to taste.
Step 8: Wait until mixture becomes puffy and looks like it will explode all over your microwave. Remove when it looks most like the Hindenburg.
Your sheets to come out of the dryer so you can immediately put them on your bed and climb in while they’re still warm.