You wake up and immediately consider what you’ll have for breakfast. When breakfast is over, you start daydreaming about lunch. And so on.
I think about ordering more eggs, scrambled and fried in deadpan, before sneaking you the leftovers of myself under the table.
The Dollar Menu is the perfect way to get an insane amount of food for next to nothing. And then there’s the added bonus of being able to roll around in the wrappers like you’ve just had some dude “make it rain” rap-video-style on you.
6. Have morning sex.
6. Breakfast Surreal: Fill a clean, dry bowel with your favorite combination of oats, dried fruit and puffed corn. Add milk to taste.
Step 8: Wait until mixture becomes puffy and looks like it will explode all over your microwave. Remove when it looks most like the Hindenburg.
Your sheets to come out of the dryer so you can immediately put them on your bed and climb in while they’re still warm.
I really cannot deal with another “insider’s guide to Atlanta” that tells you to go to the Varsity. Sit down, amateurs. Whoever wrote that sh*t probably lives in Cobb County. Here’s a small sampling of what is truly up.
If your hook-up is up for some morning grub, then there’s a large chance that person likes you, or at least likes you enough to take some time out of the day to watch you devour a stack of blueberry pancakes.
For most of 2012 I was depressed. Heck, while I was depressed I even listed out every single thing I could do to help make my day better.