6. Have morning sex.
6. Breakfast Surreal: Fill a clean, dry bowel with your favorite combination of oats, dried fruit and puffed corn. Add milk to taste.
Step 8: Wait until mixture becomes puffy and looks like it will explode all over your microwave. Remove when it looks most like the Hindenburg.
Your sheets to come out of the dryer so you can immediately put them on your bed and climb in while they’re still warm.
I really cannot deal with another “insider’s guide to Atlanta” that tells you to go to the Varsity. Sit down, amateurs. Whoever wrote that sh*t probably lives in Cobb County. Here’s a small sampling of what is truly up.
If your hook-up is up for some morning grub, then there’s a large chance that person likes you, or at least likes you enough to take some time out of the day to watch you devour a stack of blueberry pancakes.
For most of 2012 I was depressed. Heck, while I was depressed I even listed out every single thing I could do to help make my day better.
If your inner child could see you now, they would weep with the virulence of learning that Santa doesn’t exist. While you’re on your daily quest for fiber and regularity, remember that ghost of your innocence and mix it up every once in a while.
very month I buy a bag of bulk steel-cut oats, a bag of trail mix and a six-pound bag of Royal Gala apples. Every morning I make a heaping half-cup of the oats and cut an apple into slices. About six months ago I added a cup of Ceylon tea to that.
Right now I have a small box of Fruit Loops, a box of Corn Pops, two Nature Valley Fruit & Nut bars, and a package of Strawberry Pop Tarts. The Pop Tarts are more of a challenge I’ve given myself than a treat to be enjoyed.