7. “Oh Calm down woman and stop ruining the fun!”
Your space is 100% your own and you can make it a 550 square foot representation of you and nobody else. Plus, you aren’t getting into an argument about getting a Reservoir Dogs poster framed. So that’s cool too.
So I started to test him, for the first time ever. I would watch his body language and his responses to different situations. I would go through his phone whenever possible, collecting evidence and background information to compare to his stories and to see how easily and how well he could lie.
You see why anyone would be lucky to love her. And then you see his face next to hers and he pales in comparison. She’s lovely…and come to think of it, you’re quite lovely too. And you realize that he’s the one who’s undeserving of it all.
This is certainly not to provoke sympathy. This is to confess.
You might think this is weird, for me to write you this letter before I even know who you are.
You think your S.O. wants to be surprised with flowers, but they actually want you to just be spontaneous.
She’ll pop your pimples for you.
“My boyfriend wants me to stop writing about my ex-boyfriends,” is what I supposedly said.
Give her a box of nice chocolates and tell her that you can’t wait until tonight.