“Yeah I want to try it with a brunette, shorter than me too but someone that is cute but not cuter than me, maybe even slightly chunky but in a Kate Upton way not like an actual chunky girl way, and funny but not TOO funny, you know?”
Before you came along I longed for the attention of others and hated the thought of ever being alone. But in the past year, you’ve taught me how to make myself happy and prioritize my own needs because I know at the end of the day, with you, I will never be alone.
The definitive list of gifts that are just un-sexy enough to give to the guy you don’t want to introduce to any of your friends, but who has slept at your place 5+ times in the past week.
You met someone you liked, asked them out, and if they said yes, that was it, you were officially boyfriend and girlfriend. But, time passed, we grew up, and suddenly relationships stopped fitting so perfectly into the boyfriend and girlfriend model.
You can delete all those apps that honestly just make you feel sad and empty. *cough* LOOKING AT YOU, TINDER *cough*
She works best when the love of her life is by her side.
He’s a map that always leads in the same direction, no matter how many routes I take the only place I end up is home.
Five months on the road. Just us two. Sound romantic?
Are you going to have a joint account and put all your money into it? Are you going to have separate accounts and split things down the middle? Are you going to do some mixture of the two?
I don’t know where it all went wrong, or if it ever really went right, now that I look back on it all. This might come as a surprise, but I want to thank you.