Why would you pee on the carpet on your first day?
It was the first thing he asked me in the interview: “You can get salad, right?”
“I am not working for you; I’m working for the money.” “I’m clocked out.” “How many minutes until this work day is done?” “I partied a little too hard last night.” “I just assumed that…” “I promise to do that.”…
Can you coat yourself in bullshit repellent to the point where the poison can’t get in and still get the job done?
I sent him a photo of the skirt and he responded, “shorter.”
I learned how to deal with, picky and angry clients, how to write about something I have zero prior knowledge of (hazardous waste is not exactly a popular topic) and I even sat in on planning sessions to watch an entire campaign play out.
Let’s be real: there is a lot of overlap between classroom management and office management.
9. Snot Bubbles
It’s important to have that internship position where you are getting the coffee for the person who gets the coffee.
You will probably get fired.