What I am is a football-loving woman who has had endless men tell me how much they wish their significant other would sit down and not just watch, but ENJOY football with them.
It’s freeing, getting drunk on a Monday. One of those spontaneous, semi-reckless, but absolutely necessary decisions.
How many men have you slept with? When did you last sleep with someone? Who, exactly, have you had sex with? Why did you sleep with him? How did it happen? It’s such a current and popular conversation topic between women.
I’m happy to announce that the corset is back, and in much more wearable iterations.
1. There are times when you look at him and you want to wrap your arms around him and squeeze him like an anaconda.
On days when you have meltdowns and end up crying in a bathroom stall in the student center, she will sneak out of her internship to hug you.
You know what will save a truly boring party? Everyone deciding to get the same amount of drunk. I swear to god, that fixes everything. If everyone in the room is like, “Okay, let’s all go that wasted place tonight” then suddenly it will become the best party ever. TRUST ME.
If someone tells you they don’t want marriage and kids, and that they aren’t going to change their mind, please do everyone a favor and listen to them.
An ongoing project by Jonathan Harris and Sep Kamvar, We Feel Fine extracts sentences from blogs with the phrase, “I feel…” aggregates them in a colorful interface with the attempt to portray the nature of the world’s feelings in real time.