A Brazzers membership
1. Cropping your significant other out.
1. Someone else has your face.
13. Learn the word “NO,” and don’t be afraid to use it without guilt.
I haven’t spoken to her for the past four months, and I’m beginning to consider my long-term plans. Do I accept her back into the fold? She certainly has not changed. Then again, do I continue to ignore her? She is my mother after all.
30 is it. I’ve pulled out some of the hair I have left stressing about how best to mark this special birthday. Do I have a huge party? Do I stay home and contemplate the meaning of existence? Do I get really, really drunk?
Today, you have these people. Tomorrow, you may not. But during the time when they are a part of your life, they are or have been important. Why not make them feel that today, irrespective of what happens tomorrow?
“You are ridiculous,” She told me, like I didn’t already know, “Nothing is going to change just because you are 26.”
One of my favorite things to do on Twitter is post ridiculously fake text conversations that are supposed to be between me and a really famous person.