“There are only two reasons to hate gay marriage. Either you’re dumb, or you’re secretly worried that dicks are delicious.” —Joe Rogan
This is surprisingly good.
No one has completely and actually felt what anyone else has felt in their life time. Often, we say, “I know how you feel,” but do we, really?
You’ve spent hours watching dance tutorials on YouTube trying to learn Beyoncé choreography. You still remember all the moves to “Single Ladies.”
Prepare to have chills. So many chills.
“I know you have a little life in you yet. I know you have a lot of strength left.”
Like Marilyn Monroe said: “a wise girl leaves her margarita before the leaves fall.”
’15 Bonnie & Clyde
6. You become the psycho jealous girlfriend.