No one has completely and actually felt what anyone else has felt in their life time. Often, we say, “I know how you feel,” but do we, really?
You’ve spent hours watching dance tutorials on YouTube trying to learn Beyoncé choreography. You still remember all the moves to “Single Ladies.”
Prepare to have chills. So many chills.
“I know you have a little life in you yet. I know you have a lot of strength left.”
Like Marilyn Monroe said: “a wise girl leaves her margarita before the leaves fall.”
’15 Bonnie & Clyde
6. You become the psycho jealous girlfriend.
I love Texas because it seems like the people just get what we’re all about.
You can get a shitload done in 48 hours when you’re not spending it shitfaced.
This is for dancing, and sweating, and—