Sharing a bed with your partner can be a revealing exercise about what we’re truly capable of as human beings.
The morning hours when you’re awake before everyone else and no one bugs you via text or email make missing out on nighttime activities totally worthwhile.
“We’re not together anymore, but I’ll be grateful to her forever.”
Let me catch you staring at me.
Enjoy it while it lasts.
Now is the time to put together the pieces of nights gone by and figure out where your pants are. And their pants. Locate all of the pants. People can’t, or at least won’t, leave in their underwear so find their clothes and leave them in a reachable location.
Clothes get in the way of skin on skin contact, which is rude, and prevents you from reaping the benefits of Oxytocin including elevated happiness, lower stress, reduced blood pressure, and less inflammation.
(We were sitting in a restaurant at this point, and he had been looking out my mouth over and over again.)
3. “I’m going to drink 6 gallons of water every day, just like Jessica Alba! You’ll see!”
5. People are mean. But your pillows? Your pillows will always treat you right girl.