“I buy scented candles and light them regularly. I love it.”
So many deals, so little money!
“Maybe our girlfriends are our soulmates and guys are just people to have fun with.”
Using the term “investment piece” to rationalize spending two months rent on that Givenchy dress.
12 Hanky Panky black lace thongs.
“I hate makeup because it makes me feel like I’m covering my face with someone else’s face.”
The human body is a wondrous and gross thing.
“Ginger for a weekend. Mary Ann for a wife. How’s that?”
This one is for those who can’t seem to find the beauty in themselves. The ones whose hearts break every time they step onto the scale and stare at their reflection in the mirror.
If a writer loves you, you can never die.