Stoner dudes: Patchouli. Duh.
Ever since my grandfather walked out on him and his family, my dad dedicated his entire life to becoming the hardworking, successful man that he is today.
18. If you are intimidated by the artists who came before you, understand you too have a place, right next to them.
It’s sometimes hard to find other lesbians if you don’t know where to look (besides Home Depot).
Finding more ways to recycle is never a bad thing. And it just so happens to look really good too.
But no matter what, know that a military relationship is not for the weak of heart. If you have the discipline and love it takes to make it work for a period of time, then there’s very little you can’t do.
4. Someone who is going to fix things around the house for me, but more importantly, someone who will be patient when it was my fault for messing it up in the first place.
I’ve spent my summer dating around, crying my eyes out over my ex, and scouring the dregs of Tinder for a man who isn’t a completely horrible sex-driven monkey.
I’ve seriously never found a moisturizing mask before this that makes you feel hydrated, not “wet”.
5. “You don’t really look gay.”