3. Agree to activities we aren’t into but that we know you’ll be amped for.
If you see someone on the street who could lose a few pounds don’t point it out. When we hear you say things about other people we automatically assume you’re thinking the same about us.
You realize that your looks really don’t matter as much to people as you’re convinced that they do.
9. “Why aren’t you vegan?”
When I feel sad, I like to stay in the bathtub for hours, paging half-heartedly through a book or staring at my phone.
“That I’m not actually divorced.”
A little black dress (LBD) is a staple that should hang in every woman’s closet. A go-to for any last minute occasion that may have slipped her mind
You have never used the phrase “I’ll sleep when I’m dead.” Sleep is too important for that. But sometimes, when you sleep, you do look like you’re dead.
Guys don’t stare at your butt if you don’t have one.