Capricorn: All of the wrong guys love you because they think you’re not serious when you say you’re looking for something serious. The wrong guys think you’re just trying to be ‘unattached.’
A moderately deep grave, because Capri are so lazy. Sprinkled with flowers and perfumed herbs.
Sagittarius: You choose with your heart.
Aqaurius: if someone does not date you the way you have always imagined, things go straight to a black hole.
Sagittarius, sign of the archer, the complete psycho, and natural born murderer, will attract it’s prey by sexually attracting it into a trap.
Aries: You think that working hard is your only goal that can bring you happiness.
Pisces: You sabotage your love life because you’re a hopeless romantic. You want your life to be like a romantic comedy where Matthew McConaughey saves you from a giant dumpster rolling down the street
Virgo: The most analytical sign of the zodiac can’t take a breath without having to search through folders, and folders, and folders, of details.
Loneliness. Libra’s are one of the most romantic signs of the zodiac, those who love having a partner to balance them day by day. It cuts a leg for them to be needy and clingy at times, which frustrates them and creates anger on themselves.